I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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