just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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