What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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