matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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