I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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