sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
