Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
Randomize
