Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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