have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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