the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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