a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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