Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
i now understand why vodka
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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