a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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