Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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