conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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