So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Randomize
