Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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