idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just invented taco cereal.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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