Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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