hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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