the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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