did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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