all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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