i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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