Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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