and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
My vagina just recognized that song.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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