I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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