Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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