How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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