can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I think I just sharted jello shots
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