so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
farters have to be the big spoon...
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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