no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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