She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
he high fived his dick after we had sex
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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