You work out of a Hotel?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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