I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
