I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Shame is for Republicans.
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