problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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