I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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