lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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