Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You made out with two different species that night
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
