Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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