You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
