Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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