Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
