and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
