How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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