Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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