omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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