I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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