Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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