ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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