apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
