you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Randomize
